Top 10: Funny Exam Answers

Chelsea Channing

By Chelsea Channing
Published October 29, 2013

With Year 12 students sitting their final examinations around the country we've been reminiscing about our own exam days, and decided we're somewhat glad they're over. There's nothing like that horrifying feeling when you sit down, read the question, and draw a complete blank. Some of us in this situation, will make our best effort to take an educated guess at the answer, some will silently tear their hair out and leave without writing anything, while others will make a desperate attempt to appeal to their teacher's sense of humour.

Here's a list of our top 10 chuckle worthy exam answers:

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